The Albion Card

If you’re like me, you’ve probably wondered why you’ve been walking around with a laminated piece of paper in your wallet. The answer is simple really: Because it’s important to always carry a picture of your mum with you, you never know how long she’ll be around. Behind that picture you’ve most likely stuffed so many cards that your wallet is beginning to resemble a double-meat subway sandwich. And all the way in the back, tucked behind that one business card you received that one time and never tossed in the bin because it’s buried behind a stack of valuable plastic, you’ll find your Albion membership card. Stupid really, because that card could save you a bit of money.

What does it do?

• 10% off on all purchases made at any of the Barbeton venues.
• 10% off at Eazie
• 10% off printing costs at Dressme Clothing
• 2 for 1 on pitchers o’ beer at the Mick O’Connell’s Irish Pub

So go on, chuck that picture of your mum, I promise you that she won’t notice it’s gone, and move that Albion membership card to the front.